Come on around back. Follow the smoke.
If you hear two people debating whether to wrap a pork butt, you’re in the right place. They’re both convinced they’re right. Neither has noticed the dog getting closer to the serving table.
This is Pitmasters Anonymous.
We’re here for people who love the whole process: picking the cut, dialing in the fire, and settling into a cook that takes as long as it takes. There’s something satisfying about getting a little better each time—and sharing the results with people you like.
We respect the patience and practice that good barbecue takes. We also recognize the comedy of a grown adult sitting in a folding chair, staring at a temperature reading, whispering, “Come on.”
Our shirts bring that same spirit to what you wear. Soft, comfortable unisex tees with thoughtful designs for people whose idea of a good weekend involves charcoal, a full cooler, and a very flexible dinner schedule.
No credentials required. Maybe you’ve spent years perfecting your ribs. Maybe you’re still figuring out which end of the charcoal chimney goes up. There’s a place for you here, and probably someone eager to offer advice you didn’t ask for.
Because a great cook gives everyone a reason to show up. What happens around the table is what makes them stay.
Help yourself. Tell us what you’ve been cooking.
And if you’re looking for the pitmaster, check the folding chair. It’s been a long day.
Pitmasters Anonymous. Wear your addiction proudly.
